Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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