everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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