Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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