No, you can still breathe under the balls.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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