Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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