It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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