last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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