shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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