Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Randomize
