The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i black out too much to be "responsible"
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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