Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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