It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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