So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
