i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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