He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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