woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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