You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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