I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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