Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My penis needs a shock collar
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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