We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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