So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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