the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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