Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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