Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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