I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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