So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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