i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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