Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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