I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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