Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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