please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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