There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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