I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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