So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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