Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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