My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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