Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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