I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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