Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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