Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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