margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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