I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Pants are for mortals
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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