8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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