Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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