i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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