Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
