After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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