I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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