Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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