I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Kiss
Puke
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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