who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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