You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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