next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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