Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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