you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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